W is for Wisdom
I've always collected quotes. Sometimes I write them in notebooks and sometimes I use them to make things like this glass magnet. Here are a dozen quotations I like:
"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."—Pablo Picasso
"The more things you do, the more you can do."—Lucille Ball
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."—Lenny Bruce
"If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing."—Kingsley Amis
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."—Henry Kissinger
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."—Lily Tomlin
"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."—Aristotle
"It's never too late to be what you might have been."—George Eliot
"A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it."—Danielle Steel
"If you wait, all that happens is that you get older."—Larry McMurty
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."—Steven Wright
"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"—Erma Bombeck
What are your favorite quotes?